FIGHT!!!!

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!!!!

Okay, so, today at school, me and one of my new friends, Haley got into a "fight."

Well......see, there's this guy. Let's call him......Floyd for my story's sake. And then there's my other friend, Elise. Well, Floyd seems to HATE Elise (we still don't know why!!!) and so I bet that Floyd would ask her to the homecoming dance. SHe said he wouldn't.

Haley, being the amazing person that she is...goes up to Floyd....(I strongly discouraged her against it!) and this is what happened:

Haley: Floyd, right?

Floyd: No, it's Rob.

Haley: Right, well, when you see Floyd, could you tell him the Elise REALLY want to go to homecoming with him. Thanks!

Then she ran off to tell me. At this point, FLoyd and his friends are walking past our table. I stand up and start smacking Haley with my lunchbox screaming, "OHMYGOSH HALEY!!!! ELISE IS GOING TO KILL ME!!!! NOT YOU! NO! BUT MEEE!!!!!!!!! I TOLD YOU KNOW!! PLUS, NOW, MICAH'S GOING TO KILL ME!!!!"

We had the entire freshman class (And a few sophomores, eighth and seventh graders) staring at us. Haley and I are like "smacking" each other with lunch boxes and folders!!! And our class was 'OOOOHHHH' and "GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGO!' and 'OUCH!' and 'OOOOOOH!'

Long story short, I lost our feaux-fight.

I had people coming up to me the entire rest of the day asking me about it and saying, "Haha! You like, lost that fight!" It was HILARIOUS!!!

Then, after we were done "fighting" this other guy comes up and was like, "So is it true that you guys fought?" and we were like, "Yeah." and he was like, "Well, can you fight again? I missed it." We gave him this funny look and shook her heads. "Nooooo...."

The moral of this story - fake fights are hilarious and don't get anyone who is very bold to ask someone to homecoming for Elise.

:D (Elise, if and when you read this - I had no part in this except, well, yeah....)

~Breanna